A super-fat, zero-camber, rocker-tip powder ski from the valedictorians of the old-school? Either the thermostat in Hell is busted, or you're looking at the brand-new Black Diamond Megawatt. Unlike any ski BD has ever made, the Megawatt features an early rising rocker tip to get you on top, and a big, beautiful 125-millimeter waist to keep you up there. Standard sidecut underfoot and Black Diamond's CNC-machined wood core deal handily with wind crust and hardpack, but the Megawatt is born to surf atop asphyxiating, face-shooting, epic story-telling fluff. Give it what it wants.

Get out your snorkel and practice your powder sonar the Megawatt is here.