The Anon Crusher Sunglasses' durable composite frames and stainless steel hinges make them tough as a coffin nail. In fact, if you accidently sat on these sunglasses they would, well, probably still get crushed. If Anon made a pair of sunglasses that couldn't be broken, those things would probably weigh, like, four pounds and be incredibly uncomfortable to wear. The point is that the Crusher Sunglasses are really durable, but they're not quite indestructible.

The Anon Crusher Sunglasses—as tough as sunglasses really need to be.